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100 Reasons Why It's Good to be a Woman

You KNOW if you're going to get laid tonight.

You know how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon.

You never have to ask if this shirt goes with these pants.

You don't have to remember to put the seat down.

Buying clothes is fun.

Helping a friend move means picking up the pizzas and beer.

Bartenders actually notice your presence.

Yard work = extra credit

You can ask for directions.

You can drink something other than Bud.

A good rack means no waiting.

If coy little looks don't get it done, tears probably will.

Pouting is sexy.

Any behavior can be explained by "that time of month."

No one ever asks you if you know what you're apologizing for.

Swearing DOES make you cool.

Sexy underwear doesn't make you look like a geek.

Shredding someone behind their back doesn't make you a bad person.

No matter how big he is, you can tell him he's an asshole.

Your friends' boyfriends don't feel the need to set you up with guys who can't get dates any other way.

People you don't know feel obligated to give you their seat.

Being a bitch means you'll get flowers tomorrow.

No one ever assumes you're picking up the check.

Shrinkage is not a problem.

If size does matter, you can always trade up.

Sex toys are better than the real thing.

You never have to pretend you want to kick someone's ass.

Wearing your lover's clothes doesn't get you a guest shot on Geraldo.

You never have to call.

Beer is free.

Ladies Night.

No one calls the cops if you use the wrong bathroom.

Your shit doesn't stink.

A cup is something you drink out of.

Climaxing quickly means never having to say your sorry.

Multiple orgasms.

Crying trumps yelling.

You can withhold sex.

Promising oral sex can accomplish anything.

Shopping doesn't have to cost money.

No one ever asks you to shave your back.

You look better naked.

It doesn't matter if his friends like you.

You're not stuck with whatever hairstyle Mom picked out for you when you were three.

Dancing with another girl doesn't make you queer.

Meeting guys means sitting at the bar with your friends.

You can still be friends.

You don't feel inadequate if your team doesn't make the playoffs.

There's no need to put your money where your mouth is.

Other people can't tell if you're thinking sexy thoughts.

No gift will ever cost two months salary.

The ballet never gets rained out.

No guy who knew would ever say you were bad in the sack.

Your womanhood can't be measured with a pinkie.

"Let's do it again" doesn't present a challenge.

If he's doing it wrong you can always fake it.

Little feet don't mean anything.

At least your blind dates pretend to be interested.

Safe sex doesn't feel all that much different.

You never have to sit through crappy movies just because some babe might take her shirt off.

If they don't know, you don't have to tell them.

You KNOW the baby's yours.

Doors open magically.

No heavy lifting.

Skirts in summer.

Guilt trumps logic.

You're never alone in the bathroom.

Singing showtunes doesn't compromise your sexuality.

Not liking sports doesn't make you seem "a bit off."

Bartenders don't ask if that daquari is for your sister.

Cuddling is better than sex.

Your feelings are easily understood and discussed with others.

No one secretly wonders if you really hit that grand slam in little league.

You can play a friendly game of cards.

Even if you smelt it no one thinks you dealt it.

Your friends' dates have no idea what your sex life is like.

Instantaneous Difference Perception.

Wanna be a blonde? Your a blonde. Wanna be a redhead?.....

Getting sloppy drunk actually improves your chances of getting laid.

Head butts are not considered a sign of affection.

In a fight, kneeing a guy in the balls is not only allowed but expected.

No one expects you to do it yourself.

You don't need to get caught in an industrial strength wood chipper, before you're allowed to cry.

Couches in restrooms.