10) Hell no!

9) That's a stupid question

8) Hello, you have reached the magic 8-ball. I can't take your question right now . . .

6) Partly cloudy with a 30% chance of rain

5) Maybe, if you're real good and eat your broccoli

4) Two words: who cares

3) I'm sorry, could you repeat that. I was just banked into the corner pocket

2) Don't make me laugh